Taz buckfasters Gold tooth grin is fiiiinaly getting a release on numbers this month, been waiting for this one to come out since the demo version on Jackmasters mix for low end spasm over a year ago.
he blatantly stole the melody from the darts song like, which instantly makes it 10 times better than anything else ever. cant do the hokey cokey arms dance with the lads to future fucking garage now can you?
tenuous link to sharing the dodgey N.A.S.T.Y crew cd I got of ebay 6 years ago. this thing was hooky as fuck. radio rips and low bit rate napster tunes. the quality was always bad but I’m sure being left in various rotting kitchens over the years hasn’t helped. its a miracle it even plays to be honest. I cant find the original case but it looked like someones failed graphic design GCSE coursework, the cover was a pixelated photo of some 1970’s riot with the words “paperchase productions” under it with a fake record label catalog number of PC005, possibly the worst attempt at making a bootleg seem not a bootleg that I’ve ever seen. I’ve even included the 2 (unfunny) jerky boys skits the crackerjack who made the compilation wacked on the end as “bonus”.
the half time jumpstyle conversion continues, and hes moving further towards footwork territory with the skittering snares. can you imagine the kid making “live” juke on the mpc? insane.
Amazon
For runway contestants, the tall division, regardless to gender
Banjy (adjective)
The street-savvy look; also, looking like “rough trade”
Battle
A tie breaker; a chance for the contestant to show up his opponent. (See also Vogue-cabulary)
Big Boy/Girl
A class of ball competitors, usually 250 lbs. and over; “Luscious” for the ladies
Bring (It)
A challenge; call of defiance; “Come on down, you’re the next contestant…” Sometimes contestants are allowed to “call out” a rival
Butch
A masculine female, usually lesbian
Butch Queen
A gay male, ranging from “straight acting” to flamboyant
BQ in Drag
A gay male in women’s clothes that is not taking hormones. Some can actually pass for women, but this is not required unless specified by the category
Chants
Clever rhymes and raps used by the emcee to liven up competition
Chop
To disqualify (as in contestant); process of elimination…”Thank you, have a nice day.” Also “hi-Yah” and “pack”
Come (for)
To challenge; “Don’t come for me, ’cause you don’t want it…”
Craft(ed)
Obtained by illegal means- credit card or check writing scams usually; “Miss Thing, that Galliano gown was crafted…”; also Stunkus
Cunt(y)
Ultra feminine; also, interchangeable with “ovah”
Designers’ Delite
A category for aspiring designers and home sewers. “The garment must be made by YOU!”
Father/Mother
A house leader (without regard to gender)
Feel (it)
To be totally absorbed in the moment
Grand March
The opening ceremonies. The hosting house’s members are introduced, along with the categories they represent. Mother and Father are introduced last, for maximum effect
God(dess)
A title paired with a particular category winner, either currently or consistently. Examples include: label god (always “serves” this category- head to toe, and often layers), and face goddess (dare anyone defy her?)
Hi-Yah!
Disqualification from competition or a category, taken from the fictitious Karate cry; also “chop” or “pack”
House
A social group, clique, club, posse, family, fraternity (usually gay)
Icon
A ballroom history maker; beyond the status of a Legend.
Judy
Noun: a close pal; adjective: characterized by favoritism, as in a judge that gives high scores based on friendship.
Legend(ary)
A multi- trophy winner, with a ballroom history; A veteran
Live(verb)
(Rhymes with “give”) to enjoy oneself immensely; “I lived at that last ball!”
Midget
For runway contestants, the petite or short division; anyone shorter than male/female model industry standards
Mopping
Shoplifting
Model’s vs. Luscious (Body)
Two separate female or FQ categories, the later leans toward full-figured
Model’s vs. Muscular (Body)
Two separate male categories, the later leans toward bodybuilding
Ovah
Variation of “over”, meaning “very impressive”, also “cunty” or “sickening”; “legendary” on occasion
Pay (it)
To ignore and move on, as in an unfavorable judges’ decision; “Pay it. We’ll get her after the ball”
Peeling
A runway stunt in which you remove garment layers gracefully, down to your best ensemble
Prince(ss)
That son or daughter most likely to take the lead as mother or father, should the current parents not continue their role; “Heir to the Throne”
Punish
To greatly surpass in performance. Also “destroy”
Reading
The art of insults; finding a flaw in your opponent and verbally showcasing and exaggerating it (also “Deadly Daggers”); giving someone a “piece of your mind”
Ruler
Someone currently known for winning a particular category. Rulers come and go, but Legends are forever!
Seed(y)
An undesirable person, or described as such; low rated
See
Acknowledge or give credit; “No shade, but I don’t see it”.
Shade (Throwing)
Underhanded dealings, where usually the “jokes on you”; “Judge number two threw me shade…”
Snatch
To win
Star
An up-and-coming Legend; a frequent winner that is making a name for themselves
Statement
An up-and-coming Star; not always winning, but frequently “getting [your] tens”.
Stunkus
See Craft(ed)
Tens, Getting Your
To get a perfect score from the whole judges’ panel, 10 being the highest.
Turn (it)
To make a grand show; bring the ballroom to its feet; also “work”, “sell” and “serve”(all usually accompanied by “goddammit” or “bitch”)
Uglina
Fictional character created to represent unfavorable elements of the ball scene: excessive shade, petty bickering, etc.
Virgin
First-timer, never walked (a particular category) ever.
Walk
To enter a category; “Miss Thing, you should not walk for “Face”…
space dimension controller, Ireland’s young purveyor of galactic funk is a refreshing change from the hordes of mac book producers making “electro” aka big beat version 2.0. his space filled analogue productions evoke the sounds and spirits of jonzun crew and world class wrecking crew with out sounding dated, the syths and drums sound unique, and theres a pop song sensibility to his newer release‘s thats sadly lacking from a lot of current electronic music.
I did a re up of his fact mix from a couple months ago, couldn’t find this anywhere on the net, just a load of waste blogs with dead links to the original fact page.
1. Zapp – Computer Love
2. Jonzun Crew – Pack Jam
3. Space Dimension Controller – The Love Quadrant
4. Space Dimension Controller – Electropod-250
5. Class Action – Weekend
6. Space Dimension Controller – Transatlantic Landing Bay
7. X-District – Color Correction (Jimmy Edgar LTNT Remix)
8. Space Dimension Controller – Mercurial Attraction
9. Space Dimension Controller – Cosmo30 Travel Duration
10. Space DImension Controller – Journey To The Core of The Sphere Unknown
(Kyle Hall’s I’m Only Breathing Remix)
11. Round One – I’m Your Brother (Club Version)
12. Model 500 – I Wanna Be There
13. Round One – I’m Your Brother (Chicago’s Twisted Mix)
14. Jamie Jones feat. Egyptian Lover – Galactic Space Bar
15. Mike Dehnert – Umlaut2 (First Version)
16. Duplex – Censory (Remix 1)
17. Der Zyklus – Formenverwandler
18. Space Dimension Controller – Fluorescent Trails
He’s released a free album through acroplane records, who also released two records from his first project RL/VL.
I’ve taken the liberty/piss of putting together a bunch of tracks he put up for download on soundcloud. aka THE ETHER. click the cover to get them, 10 tracks in total, including an almost mournful version of the Axle F theme.
The world cup being in suud affhrika has meant no chronicle bus token ferry trips for the great unwashed to mill about in piazas, no screaming nationalist songs in locals faces, no water cannons knocking overweight roofers on their arses. In the absence of any real hooligan action for everyone in england to condemn/secretly be proud of the media, and every boring cunt on twitters attention has shifted to demonising the Vuvuzela.
spare a thought for Dr Godson Ogwudire, purveyor of fine “ethnic” food, whos been banned by Newcastle council from playing his alongside the bongo players he’s hired. so many sour cunts in this city. despite living the loudest city in the uk some sour buzz decide a crackerjack on a plastic horn was too much to handle and ratted the good doctor out to the bacon cozzers. In solidarity we present this gift from MR BENN, VUVUZELA RIDDIM. Download
personally i feel its not obnoxious enough, needs at least 30 seconds more of prolonged horn drone, but maybe the christian rappers at the monument can loop it from 9-5 every day to piss of the cia pencil pushers.
EDIT
………..this is getting there but still far to tastefull
one of my favorite grime mc’s who just seemed to drop off the face of the earth makes a welcome return on SB.TV. his myspace blog still aint been update since 2006 tho so fuck nows if owt new is coming.
jammer’s face during ears’s first bit freaks me out …….. hes got the same look as a wounded Prince crossed with a nodding dog.
I wont lie. I used to think that i fucking hated garage as a teenager. For a pre web 2.0 teenager in rural north east england it seemed like it was all that fucking pied piper song and mc lucks nasal whine. I can remember excluding Tubby T’s Tales of the hood and Ms Dynamites Boo from my vitriol but generally I had no time for it, I was probably to busy listening to ninja tune or (shudder) Mo’wax and admiring james levels xxxxl combat pants. I also completely failed to make the link between these and the 4 “speedgarage” tunes in a row that we used to rinse out of the Ministry of sound Annual III , so it makes absolutely no sense for me to feel so strongly about this song, Man Like Me‘s tribute to a unknown garage solider.
whats even better is that debruit has just put up his remix on soundcloud for you to nick. so now you can show off you borrowed nostalgia for the late 90’s with out people calling you an trendy indie bellend on the forums.
kode 9’s dj kicks mix is due out this month, they’re giving away one of his tracks, as well as streaming the first 15 mins of the mix, which kicks off with LONE’s amazing once in a while, here
kode 9 – you dont wash
really this is just an excuse for me to post the wiley kode 9 set off rinse from 4 years back.